Welcome to Cheeze Grader

Cheeze Grader is here for fans of cheeze movies (natch!), b-grade flicks, cult classics, montage sequence music, and essays about the most esoteric topics in camp cinema. As many of these flicks are for adults, several clips and reviews will feature less-than-family-friendly language, moments of violence and (very slight) nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.


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Dumb as a bag of hammers and funnier than one would think a penis monster could be, Rock 'N Roll Nightmare is a supreme example of a cheesy movie that will rock you to a nub with its awfulness.

Featured Reviews

Cutting Class

Brad Pitt can get an Oscar, but he'll always have this pile of tripe sullying whatever future honors he may score. Comedy? Horror? Who the Hell knows?
Feast

Krista Allen and Clu Gulager end up facing some very fast, very mean carnivorous mutants in this plotless-yet-fun 2005 gorefest.
Incubus (2006)

You know it's bad when you believe that Tara Reid's talents are being wasted on the movie you're watching.
Frankenhooker

Frank Henlotter shows his pimp hand is strong with this early 90's camp classic.
Flesh for Olivia

Perhaps a stroke video for the suffocation-fetish set, Misty Mundae's swan song for underground studio Factory 2000 won't disturb so much as it will titillate.
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